Oh boy oh boy we're going to the dogpark! My most favoritist place in all the world. Oh we're pulling in, hurry up hurry up and park! We finally park and mom cannot open the door fast enough. Yippee, freedom at last! I run into the great green field and I see the BIGGEST dogs I've ever seen. Even bigger than a Great Dane. I must get closer to inspect!
First I will do the smell test. I ran up to them, cautiously of course and sniffed them thoroughly. They smelled much different from any other dog I'd ever smelled. And they didn't even have the courtesy to sniff me back. Why wouldn't they want to sniff me. That sure does not make any sense. Hmmmm...
And the second test is to see if they will play with me. BARK, BARK, BARK(tail wag, play bow) BARK BARK. Hmmm, they just ignored me. Maybe they are cooler than me. Hmm, well maybe I'll just step back a bit and observe them. Well they're just standing there munching on grass. I guess I'll just take a taste myself and see if they notice me. Munch, munch, munch....They must have an awful upset stomach to be eating so much grass.
Well they're still ignoring me, so maybe I'll just roll in the grass and see if that will make me smell better. Afterall they seem to really like the grass. Hmmm, that didn't work. They keep moving thier ears back and forth and wagging thier long fluffy tails. Maybe if I just stand next to them, eat grass, wiggle my ears and wag my tail like them they'll pay attention to me....
I did all of this and one of them actually stopped eating grass, picked up its head and made the strangest sounding bark I'd ever heard..."Whinnieeeee!!!!!" So maybe I am cool enough to hang out with the real BIG dogs.
Oh, that's weird, thier owners are putting this weird leather thing on thier backs and now thier climbing on TOP of them and sitting. How undignified! I'd never let any human do that to me(though the little ones try). But these dogs don't seem to mind at all. In fact they look like thier enjoying it. The owner let out a short command and my big dog friends took off across the field. I just had to follow, but boy they are fast. I ran so far and then realized that my mom was shouting for me to come back. Ooops, I forgot she was still here. Then one of the Big Doggies turned back and said. "Hey, get along little doggie!" I guess I am cool enough! I sure hope my big dog friends come back again!!!!
