Oh, how I love my Monkey! He is my good friend. Together we make the most beautiful and soothing sounds. He makes me so happy and calm that I sometimes fall asleep. I love him! He is always there when I wake up and ready to play again. I think I'll just close my eyes for a bit and....
But this time when I woke up Monkey was missing. "Oh Monkey, come back!" "Oh Monkey where are you?" You see he is most faithful and has never done this before. Did I offend him? Did he get bored? Or worse....was he monkey-napped? Oh the possibilities are endless and frightening. I must report this to the authorities immediately! They'll know what to do. "Mom, please help! You see monkey is missing....mom...Mom....MOM!!!!!" She's not doing a thing! She's just standing there with this silly smile on her face. Doesn't she know how serious this is? It's not a laughing matter! Monkey must be so scared! I'll get dad to help me! "Dad, Dad....DAD!!!!! " Sheesh what does a weim have to do to get some attention around here. Dad seems busy watching that blinking box and "doing his taxes!" That's what he told me anyway, whatever taxes are. He seems stressed. If only I could find my monkey I know I could sooth him with the beautiful music we make!
Well I guess I'm on my own. I will not rest until I find him! I will search far and wide! Now, let's try and sniff this one out! "Monkey! I'm coming" "Oh monkey, where are you!" "monkey....Monkey.....MONKEY!" Ok, now I'm getting a little annoyed! Where is that blasted monkey? I swear that I can smell him, but I cannot see him! I've got a sneaky suspicion that he's playing a mean trick on me! "Monkey, if you know what's good for you, you better surrender yourself!" "Monkey, I'm serious, you just wait until I find you! You are going to be so sorry!"
This doesn't seem to be working. I'd better think this one through! Now where do monkeys like to hide? Especially ones who are sneaky? Hmmm...WAIT! I know! I was watching the blinking box once and monkeys were playing in the trees! They like high places! I just need to sniff and look up! "Haahaa, I'm coming for you monkey!" Lets see...sniff...sniff...."I'm getting closer monkey. You always did smell yucky!" Sniff....sniff....sniffsniffsniff!!!! "Aha! I found you, you bad sneaky monkey!" "Now mom, make that Monkey come down here. He needs to be punished! Monkeys are most certainly not allowed in chandeliers!" Why is mom just standing there laughing? Why doesn't she do anything? I surely would think she wouldn't want a smelly monkey hanging from the chandelier! I won't even bother with dad, he seems angry at taxes. I guess I'll have to do this myself! "Now monkey, if you come down here now I won't punish you!" "Did you just laugh at me?" Oh that Monkey is going to pay! I guess you should never try to reason with a Monkey. "I will, run and leap up and grab you!" It's so high though. I will run RUN RUUUNNNN and leap! Erg! You bad monkey! One last try run Run RUUNNN and LEAP!"Aha, I've got you monkey! And now for your punishment: TOTAL and UTTER destuffification!"
